BADWOLF

Friendship dies and True love lies,
Night will fall and Dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via youbrokemelikeallyourpromises)

Reasons to marry me:

We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

I DONT WANT HIM TO GO

(Source: keatingannalise, via ihaveareallybadmarveladdiction)

I WANT A CIGARETTE.

Reblog if you find calling people/strangers on the phone stressful

lyssajanet:

My mom doesn’t understand why I can’t just call to order pizza or ask if a video game store has a game. I want to show her this, so if you at all get nervous about calling strangers on the phone, please reblog this. 

(Source: justanotherflyinthespoopcase, via ihaveareallybadmarveladdiction)

I am proud of myself for being the rare type of fangirl who is willing to admit my favourite band members are cute with their wives/girlfriend